Color:
Weight:
Currently he weighs approx 18lbs, in his "prime" he weighed
25lbs. Not quite one metric ton, but he is on his way!
Height:
Length:
I have no idea, that will have to come later.
Age:
MerPaS was born in November in 1991, on approxamatelly
the 19th. So currently that makes him about 8 years old, or approx. 56 in
human years.
Nick Names:
Beached Whale, Cumatose Hippo, Mr. Merpas, Merpee, Shithead, Piss bucket,
He who comes by night to mount neighbors cat.
